The 30 Best Dark Humor Jokes

21. “I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.”

22. “My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.”

23. “You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.”

24. “Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.”

25. “Priest: “Do you have any last requests?”Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?””

26. “What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.”

27. “I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.”

28. “Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.”

29. “It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.”