The 30 Best Dark Humor Jokes

10.“My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?””

11. “Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.”

12. “Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.”

13. “Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.”

14. “If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.”

15. “Stop elephant poaching. Everyone knows the best way to eat an elephant is grilled.”

16. “I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.”

17. “I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.””

18. “If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?”

19. “I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile, and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.””

20. “As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.”